My New Obsession

I realize I'm catching on to The Mighty Boosh craze a little late, but I'm still super obsessed. How many episodes have I watched in the last 24 hours? I'm too embarrassed to say.

BIRTHDAY!

this kind of hurts a little.

Hey guess what?

I hid the musical instrument and you will never find it.

Best Week Ever.

My roommates are amazing, I say that every time, but I have never met two women more refined than Carolyn and Liz.

Reno 911! just gets better with time. Terry is the best.

I've lost close to 20 pounds.

I want to write more.

The end.


Thank you Portland for a beautiful week.

Baba O'Reilly

LIfe is so good.

Good Lord.

I'm not good at making good decisions.

Matt Wells brightened 1310 SE Clatsop for the short time he visited. It was splendid.

My roommates are the best.

Sister Wives.

I love mine.
I hate conflicting schedules.
I have never felt more beautiful than the last two days. A combination of my lovely roommates, new bras, and a certain boy who lives next door.

I'm wearing a skirt today that has not fit me in over a year. Yeah, I'm feeling good.

Grilled Cheese? Yes please.

you BETCH!

Did that really just happen?

Roman's Dead

Car has really bad ideas.

Matt Wells is going to grace my sister wives and I for what is bound to be an unforgettable Easter celebration. Dance parties, coloring eggs, passion plays. All in a weekend's work with Mr. Wells. All you other unfortunate motherfuckers who can't be there should be super jealous and try your hardest to get out here.

I'm starting to feel the longing for my friends on the East Coast. August 3-8 I will be in New Hampshire, but I don't think that I'll be able to get to Pennsylvania unfortunately. But anyone who wants to make a trek to New Hampshire on any day but the 6th when my best friends get married to each other, they can feel free.

My bed is currently broken so I had to sleep in the chair last night and Liz gets up at the asscrack of dawn for work, and I heard her get out of bed, adjust the thermostat and then I don't remember anything else. I slept through all of her morning preparations which includes making some delicious, slightly complicated breakfast (normally). I just slept right through it. Weird. I guess I'm a little over tired.

Tonight I will be doing my 2nd performance with Curious Comedy at Open Court at 8 PM. Come one and all! Everyone can play!!

I miss you all.

Sunflower Seeds

confusing. confusing. confusing.

life.

i remembered this one time when i "acted on the stage" at jesus college tonight. such a great story. i miss everyone.

Good Gravy

This week has been a bit of a downer, but the weekend has made a turn for the better.

I sold a bunch of Power Plays this week, but I'm pretty tired of pushing it on people.

I chickened out of playing at the theatre last night which I do regret, but there's always next week.

I had one of the funniest conversations about frosting and ice cream I think I have ever had.

Hopefully tonight will include good people and some pints at the Black Cat.

And maybe naptime.

FRIDAY

BAD CHOICES.

but at least i have good friends and awesome roommates.

now to cuddle with luna.

Lady Marmalade

Remember how great Moulin Rouge is? I just re-watched it for the first time in years. It was wonderful.

I perform tonight for reals for a real performance. IMPROV BITCHES. i feel better than i did when i wrote my previous entry.

Also, PAM IS HERE.

Life is good.

i don't want to do improv today.

I love my house.

LIZ YOU ARE NOW NUMBER ONE ON MY LINKS. BE HAPPY.

and thornton is a fuzzy.

the end.

I don't think that turtle looks beautiful right now

It has come to my attention that Liz has a way better job than I do. Her stories are way better.

I really want to seriously try writing things that are awesome. So I may start using this as a way to do that. But we shall see.

Yesterday I was so sick I threw up. It has literally been YEARS since I threw up (without the influence of alcohol) from being sick. It was gross. I spent all day sleeping and sipping water and by about 6 I was pretty much back to normal. I cannot even begin to say how happy I am it was only a 24 hour bug. I hate being sick, especially when the biggest symptom is nausea.

Car spends more time yelling at her turtles than she does anything else. I swear. But it's not a bad thing, I'm just saying it's the truth. Now I have to prepare myself for a physical beat down for mentioning her name in my widely read blog. If I don't update for a while, it's because she broke my fingers. One by one. Maybe roller derby IS a good idea for her.

The sun is shining. I should go for a walk.

This week so far i have...

-gone to good will and bought pants TWO SIZES SMALLER than previously owned clothing.
-walked everyday but one.
-was a part of a winning trivia team.
-had some sweet hang outs with a new friend.
-got a package from my parents filled with "i love new hampshire" treasures.
-worked quite a bit.
-got made fun of for wearing a headband everyday that i worked.
-got a game pre-order.
-went to this magical place entitled the "waffle window".
-talked to numerous friends for long periods of time on the phone.
-upgraded my phone so that i now have voicemail like a big girl.
-did i mention i'm down two sizes?

it's been a good week. now i need to practice patience, honesty, and courage. three things that i'm terrified of. oh liiiiife.

Gee I'm Glad It's Raining

Today I went for a walk outside and got caught in the rain.
It was wonderful.
Then I took a hot shower as soon as I got home.
It was magical.
Then I went to work.
It was mediocre.
Now I'm getting ready for bed.
Sleep will be delightful.

Good Day, Sunshine!

Today was a wonderful day filled with sunshine, good food, good conversation, grocery shopping, and more sunshine.

Portland is a wonderful place.

I've been having all these dreams that involve some fantastic hug along the lines of this:



Stephen Kirsch, my infamous Facebook fiance is probably in the top 5 huggers of my whole entire life. I don't get super awesome sweet hugs anymore. Every once in a while I'll get a pretty fantastic Car hug, but really, I've been missing that part of my life where I didn't go more than, say, 10 hours without some sort of human contact involving a hug or holding hands or what have you. I really miss it. And I would really like it if all of these people would come out to Portland and hug me:

Trevor Diaz
Stephen Kirsch
Abbie Getty
Sarah Burgess
DREW LANE
Bryant Vance
Richard Chagnon
Landree Fleming
Amanda Holston
Melissa Paolangoli
Stephanie Leh
Tracy Brigham
Josh Button
Jordan Swisher

Thank you all for respecting my wishes and coming to HUG ME.

I miss everyone.